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Lindsay Lohan could go from rehab diva to baby dyke role model if she’d fess up. (Photo by AP)
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LINDSAY LOHAN, it’s time to come out. You’re not fooling anyone. Your relationship with SAMANTHA RONSON has clearly moved beyond the unicorn-and-slumber-party realms of girlish friendship and progressed into something that is probably unfamiliar to you: a normal adult relationship.
There are photos of you kissing. You travel together. In short, Ronson seems to be making you happy. Dish likes that.
Know what else Dish likes? Young lesbians having high-profile role models. You can continue to act like your new citizenship on the Isle of Lesbos is something to be ashamed of, or you can own up and make all the baby dykes happy.
But we digress. Back to you, Lindsay: You really know it’s time to be proud of who you are when the hangers-on start mouthing off at you. You know who they are. Your dad implied to MSNBC’s Courtney Hazlett that his Christian faith would likely prevent him from walking you down the aisle if you married Sam. Considering your dad’s long criminal history, Dish thinks that you could find someone better to give you away. Like Paris. Or Britney.
An L.A. police chief got in on the act too, telling a local TV station that the paparazzi have been bothering LiLo less since she had “gone gay.” You responded to that by saying “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s ... personal life. It’s inappropriate.”
That’s one way of looking at it. The other is just to admit who you are (or what you are for now) and end all the speculation.
Cowhide Cooper digs leather
Dish wants to apologize for the uncharacteristic sincerity in the above item. We’ve been watching too much ’80s television. We were visited in a dream last night by “Family Ties” matriarch MEREDITH BAXTER, who was surrounded by the most beautiful light.
But the “very special episode” has ended. So let’s talk trash about ANDERSON COOPER!
Dish is past goading Anderson to come out. He’s pretty much done that already. At this point, we just want to know if he’s a bottom or how often he goes to the farmer’s market.
One question was finally answered, though. Ol’ Coop has particular proclivities. He appeared on “Live with Regis and Kelly” on Aug. 5 and admitted being a big fan of “Project Runway.” That should not surprise anyone. The salacious part is that his favorite contestant is “the woman who likes leather.”
Anderson, are you the woman who likes leather? Half the levi-leather world has its fingers crossed. They are waiting for you to do some investigative reporting in their bars, and hope you will have your microphone out.
George flies under radar as an also-ran
GEORGE MICHAEL’S current U.S. tour is bringing his bearded visage back to the forefront of our collective hearts and minds, but he has received a reminder that he’s hardly the second coming of THE BEATLES.
Perhaps because of his own famous second comings, those that happened cruising public places for sex and being arrested for it, Michael’s private jet was recently delayed for takeoff because STING and BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN’S planes received priority over his own. Ouch!
Page Six reports that he was waiting to take off for an appearance in Boston and was delayed three times. The first was for natural weather phenomena, but the second and third were because the powers that be preferred “Invisible Sun” and “Badlands” to “Father Figure.”
Rumor has it that George threatened to “blow” the planes landing or offer a “hand” to the air traffic controllers to smooth the process, but the suggestions were met with indifference and a little bit of throw-up in some mouths.
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