Career
bisexual
TILA
TEQUILA
is
known
for
several
things:
her
MTV
reality
show,
“A
Shot
at
Love
With
Tila
Tequila”
and
her
lesbian
fan
base
immediately
come
to
mind.
But
tact
and
intelligence?
Not
so
much.
The
“star”
recently
crapped
on
50
years
of
gay
activism
by
claiming
that
she
caused
the
legalization
of
gay
marriage
in
California.
“It
is
because
of
me
—
I
definitely
think
[my
show]
has
helped
the
movement,”
she
told
Usmagazine.com
last
week.
“Before
it
came
out,
everyone
was
still
a
little
apprehensive
about
[same-sex
relationships.]
Then
they
realized,
wow,
everyone
is
really
into
this
stuff,
and
it
is
fine.
The
next
thing
you
know,
[gay
marriage]
is
legal.”
Badda
bing,
badda
boom.
It’s
that
easy
…
As
if.
Dish
conducted
a
Google
search
of
Ms.
Tequila.
If
the
images
are
any
indicator,
dry-humping
guitars
and
pushing
one’s
bosoms
together
will
soon
be
subject
to
affirmative
legislation.
Let
freedom
ring!
Lance
Bass’
embarrassment
of
exes
Gay
as
hell
*N-SYNCer
Lance
Bass
played
unwitting
Cupid
to
two
individuals
even
less
famous
than
he
is.
Yes,
it
appears
that
two
of
his
former
flames
are
now
dating
each
other.
According
to
the
New
York
Post’s
Page
Six,
Brazilian
model
PEDRO
ANDRADE
met
hairdresser
BEN
THIGPEN
through
their
mutual
ex,
Bass.
They
were
allegedly
spotted
dancing
and
holding
hands
at
a
party
in
New
York
and
were
overheard
laughing
and
saying
“scandal”
when
asked
if
they
were
dating.
Dish
can’t
help
but
wonder
how
one
man
can
have
so
many
exes.
But
then,
without
high-profile
exes,
Bass
would’ve
long
ago
withered
on
the
dung
heap
of
pop
culture
obscurity.
Just
ask
REICHEN
LEHMKUHL,
who
now
keeps
himself
coiffed
(and
Botoxed
is
our
guess)
by
selling
a
line
of
flight-themed
titanium
jewelry
called,
ahem,
“Flying
Naked.”
Classy.
Maybe
Lance
can
hook
Reichen
up
with
some
other
ex.
Joan
Rivers
and
Babs
get
it
on
Dish
is
all
for
destroying
tiresome
mainstream
social
conventions,
and
one
of
our
least
favorites
is
the
idea
that
all
lesbians
exist
only
as
fantasy
objects
for
straight
men.
Joan
Rivers
(Photo
by
AP)
That’s
why
we
were
so
happy
to
read
in
the
Pittsburgh
Post-Gazette
that
BARBRA
STREISAND
appeared
in
a
1959
off-off-Broadway
play
called
“Driftwood”
where
she
stage-kissed
none
other
than
JOAN
RIVERS.
“Barbra
is
a
great
kisser,”
Rivers
said,
“but
no
tongue.”
That
image
is
sure
to
keep
straight
men’s
desires
at
bay.
Isn’t
it
bromantic?
BRODY
JENNER
has
to
be
dumber
than
he
looks
if
he
thinks
his
upcoming
reality
show
isn’t
going
to
spark
more
gay
rumors
than
CLAY
AIKEN
bending
over
in
a
bathhouse.
Hollywire.com
reports
that
the
current
star
of
MTV’s
“The
Hills,”
and
son
of
1976
Olympics
superstar
Bruce
Jenner
(speaking
of
Botox,
and
baby,
so
much
more),
is
set
to
launch
a
reality
show
called
“Bromance.”
The
supposedly
straight
Jenner
has
lost
a
member
of
his
all-male
crew
and
is
holding
auditions
to
replace
him.
Each
show
will
feature
a
competition,
like
skydiving,
and
culminate
in
a
“hot
tub
elimination
ceremony.”
Of
all
the
possible
comments
Dish
could
make
here,
the
most
salient
is
that
RYAN
SEACREST’s
production
company
produces
the
show.
Whatever,
the
final
episode
apparently
features
Jenner
giving
some
the
lucky
winning
contestant
a
bro-job.
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