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Jun 20, 2008  | COMMENTS |   |  

Career bisexual TILA TEQUILA is known for several things: her MTV reality show, “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila” and her lesbian fan base immediately come to mind.

But tact and intelligence? Not so much. The “star” recently crapped on 50 years of gay activism by claiming that she caused the legalization of gay marriage in California.

“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com last week. “Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same-sex relationships.] Then they realized, wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine. The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”
Badda bing, badda boom. It’s that easy … As if.

Dish conducted a Google search of Ms. Tequila. If the images are any indicator, dry-humping guitars and pushing one’s bosoms together will soon be subject to affirmative legislation. Let freedom ring!


Lance Bass’ embarrassment of exes


Gay as hell *N-SYNCer Lance Bass played unwitting Cupid to two individuals even less famous than he is. Yes, it appears that two of his former flames are now dating each other.

According to the New York Post’s Page Six, Brazilian model PEDRO ANDRADE met hairdresser BEN THIGPEN through their mutual ex, Bass. They were allegedly spotted dancing and holding hands at a party in New York and were overheard laughing and saying “scandal” when asked if they were dating.

Dish can’t help but wonder how one man can have so many exes. But then, without high-profile exes, Bass would’ve long ago withered on the dung heap of pop culture obscurity. Just ask REICHEN LEHMKUHL, who now keeps himself coiffed (and Botoxed is our guess) by selling a line of flight-themed titanium jewelry called, ahem, “Flying Naked.”

Classy. Maybe Lance can hook Reichen up with some other ex.


Joan Rivers and Babs get it on

Dish is all for destroying tiresome mainstream social conventions, and one of our least favorites is the idea that all lesbians exist only as fantasy objects for straight men.


Joan Rivers (Photo by AP)

That’s why we were so happy to read in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that BARBRA STREISAND appeared in a 1959 off-off-Broadway play called “Driftwood” where she stage-kissed none other than JOAN RIVERS.

“Barbra is a great kisser,” Rivers said, “but no tongue.”

That image is sure to keep straight men’s desires at bay.


Isn’t it bromantic?

BRODY JENNER has to be dumber than he looks if he thinks his upcoming reality show isn’t going to spark more gay rumors than CLAY AIKEN bending over in a bathhouse.

Hollywire.com reports that the current star of MTV’s “The Hills,” and son of 1976 Olympics superstar Bruce Jenner (speaking of Botox, and baby, so much more), is set to launch a reality show called “Bromance.”

The supposedly straight Jenner has lost a member of his all-male crew and is holding auditions to replace him.

Each show will feature a competition, like skydiving, and culminate in a “hot tub elimination ceremony.”

Of all the possible comments Dish could make here, the most salient is that RYAN SEACREST’s production company produces the show. Whatever, the final episode apparently features Jenner giving some the lucky winning contestant a bro-job.





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