Writing
her
weekly
column
usually
requires
an
exorcism
of
sorts
for
Dish,
as
she
struggles
to
release
the
demons
from
her
gossip-drenched
soul.
But
this
week
it's
manna
from
heaven,
and
Dish
just
doesn't
know
where
to
start.
Her
usual
hierarchical
approach
of
starting
with
the
richest
tidbit
won't
pass
muster
today.
Beginning
with
local
news,
then,
the
strangest
thing
happened
on
March
7.
SIA,
a
singer
and
freshly
out
"lezzie"
as
she
says,
had
a
show
at
Washington's
9:30
club.
Meanwhile
at
the
Black
Cat,
Sia's
rumored
girlfriend
JD
SAMSON
of
Le
Tigre
was
spinning
tunes
with
another
Le
Tigre
member.
Isn't
that
a
charming
little
coincidence?
Of
course,
pets,
you
read
what
JD
said
to
the
Blade
last
week
about
the
singers'
supposed,
didn’t
you?
It
went
something
like
this:
"Samson's
only
comment
to
the
Blade
on
Sia
was
'I
have
nothing
to
do
with
that
tour.'"
And
maybe
that's
why
nobody
noticed
that
after
her
show
Sia
skipped
the
eight
blocks
to
the
Black
Cat,
where
she
eventually
perched
herself
on
the
edge
of
the
stage
between
an
amp
and
a
speaker.
What's
the
big
deal,
right?
Can't
one
artist
support
another?
And
can't
that
artist
then
slip
her
tongue
into
the
other
artist's
mouth
without
everyone
assuming
they're
"together?"
I
mean,
isn't
this
America?
You
read
between
the
lines
correctly.
Sia
and
Samson
enjoyed
what
an
eyewitness
called
a
"very
happy-looking
reunion"
around
1:30
a.m.
when
they
made
out
for
several
moments
on
the
corner
of
the
stage.
Dish
supposes
she's
not
getting
an
invite
to
their
commitment
ceremony.
Sigh.
B4
hell
freezes
over
If
you
haven't
already
purchased
a
ticket
to
Denver
for
this
month,
you'll
need
to
do
it
quickly.
MIKE
JONES,
the
gay
sex
worker
who
outed
conservative
Christian
preacher
TED
HAGGARD
as
a
client
in
2006,
is
going
to
be
starring
in
a
one-man
play,
"Naked
B4
God:
Exposing
the
Hypocrisy
of
Ted
Haggard."
Well,
the
jokes
just
make
themselves,
don't
they?
And
we've
only
just
gotten
to
the
title.
The
play
runs
through
March
22
and
Jones
has
some
excellent
reasons
why
people
might
want
to
see
it.
"It
gives
me
a
chance
[to
tell
the
story
to]
people
who
don’t
want
to
spend
a
lot
of
time
reading
the
book,"
Jones
told
the
Rocky
Mountain
News.
Dish
loves
how
Jones
is
turning
theater
into
tabloid
trash
for
the
illiterate.
"It's
much
bigger
than
just
the
headline
people
saw
in
the
papers,"
he
said.
Surely
his
escort
ads
said
something
to
that
effect.
(Dish
feels
particularly
cruel
today,
but
then
again,
Jones
brings
it
on
himself.)
"I
don’t
hate
Ted
Haggard,
but
what
he
did
was
so
wrong,
and
he
put
me
in
a
very
difficult
position.
When
I'm
outing
Ted
Haggard,
I'm
outing
myself,"
Jones
said.
Clearly,
Jones'
life
is
a
living
hell.
Model-T
If
you
haven't
finished
throwing
up
your
breakfast
yet,
just
wait.
TOM
FORD
has
announced
plans
to
procreate.
Oh,
the
horror.
"I'm
going
to
have
a
kid
in
2008,"
the
designer
told
Fantastic
Men,
a
men's
style
periodical.
Ford
said
the
child
would
be
biologically
his
because
longtime
partner
Richard
Buckley
is
older
than
he
is,
whatever
the
hell
sense
that
makes.
Fantastic
Men
also
managed
to
unearth
this
little
gem
from
the
depths
of
Ford's
bizarre
psyche.
"At
14
or
15
all
of
a
sudden
I
became
very
popular
because
—
and
I'm
not
saying
this
in
an
egotistical
way
—
I
became
good
looking,"
he
said.
""I
wasn't
even
aware
of
it,
but
other
people
were
all
of
the
sudden
aware
that
I
was
handsome.
I
was
having
sex
with
girls
when
I
was
14
and
that
was
because
they
were
pouncing
on
me."
Can
Dish
just
say
she
has
whole
new
respect
for
Fashion
Week
Daily
for
calling
Ford
"fashion's
favorite
Narcissus"?
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nancyoine93 on 3/17/083:39 AM:
That's great to have a kid. They can complete a family in this way. As far as I know , many LGBT wanna adopt a child to create a happy family just like those on http://www.bimingle.com . Most of they do achieve the goal.
