COLLEGE
University
of
Michigan
AGE
27 HEIGHT
6’4”
WEIGHT
225
lbs. AGE
30 2007
PASSING
YARDS/
TOUCHDOWNS
4,806/50
GAY-FRIENDLY
RATING
62%
—
Brady
is
a
self-proclaimed
Republican
who
campaigned
for
George
W.
Bush
in
2004.
But
he
lives
and
plays
in
Massachusetts,
the
only
state
that
allows
same-sex
marriage.
BIOLOGICAL
PROBABILITY
OF
BEING
GAY
13%
—
If
Brady’s
gay,
it’s
nurture
over
nature
by
a
touchdown.
Brady
is
the
youngest
of
four
children,
with
three
older
sisters.
But
the
Brady
kids
played
sports
more
than
they
played
house
—
the
sisters
are
jocks,
too.
MANLY
VIBE
Metrosexual
—
Whether
sporting
a
buzz
cut
and
an
undershirt,
or
a
preppy
‘do
and
pinstripes,
Brady
wasn’t
named
Esquire’s
‘Best
Dressed
Man
of
2007’
for
nothing.
RELATIONSHIP
MATERIAL
Southern
Gentleman
—
It’s
LTR-only
for
this
demure
amour,
who’s
engaged
to
his
college
sweetheart,
Abby
McGrew.
BEDROOM
PERFORMANCE
Record-breaking
—
Brady
led
the
NFL
in
passing,
set
the
record
for
most
touchdowns
thrown
in
a
season,
and
is
on
the
verge
of
leading
his
team
to
the
first
undefeated
NFL
season
since
1972.
He’s
guaranteed
to
take
you
places
you’ve
never
been
before.
ATLANTA
GAY
BAR
WHERE
HE'S
MOST
LIKELY
TO
BE
SPOTTED
WETbar
—
A
renaissance
man
like
Brady
would
be
comfortable
in
Atlanta’s
most
cosmopolitan
gay
spot.
It’s
easy
to
imagine
him
on
the
dance
floor
shirtless,
but
maybe
we
have
too
vivid
an
imagination.
After-party
at
Eros
SOVO’S
SUPER
BOWL
PICK?
Perfection
comes
around
once
a
generation,
and
if
Tom
Brady
and
the
Patriots
aren’t
perfect,
who
is?
Pats
by
18.
ELI
MANNING
NEW
YORK
GIANTS
COLLEGE
University
of
Mississippi AGE
27 HEIGHT
6'4" WEIGHT
225
lbs. 2007
PASSING
YARDS/
TOUCHDOWNS
3,336/23
GAY-FRIENDLY
RATING
75%
—
Having
traded
the
homophobic
environment
at
Ole
Miss
to
play
in
the
Big
Apple,
Manning
must
have
a
new
tolerance
for
his
gay
fans
and
teammates.
BIOLOGICAL
PROBABILITY
OF
BEING
GAY
69%—
Eli
is
the
youngest
of
three
boys,
and
some
studies
suggest
that
the
odds
for
a
male
being
gay
increase
depending
on
the
number
of
older
brothers
he
has,
due
to
a
mother’s
exposure
to
testosterone
in
the
womb.
MANLY
VIBE
Baby
Brother
—
With
his
fresh-faced,
barely
legal
looks
and
charm,
Manning
is
an
ideal
candidate
for
ice
cream
or
camping
in
the
back
yard.
RELATIONSHIP
MATERIAL
Heartbreaker
—
Get
ready
for
a
great
one-night
stand.
Brady
has
a
rep
for
nabbing
the
finest
meat
on
the
market,
then
returning
it
for
a
primer
cut.
BEDROOM
PERFORMANCE
Mildy
unsatisfying
—
Eli’s
got
decent
stats
and
mechanics,
but
he’s
nowhere
as
good
as
his
older
brother
Peyton,
or
even
his
58-
year-old
dad,
Archie.
ATLANTA
GAY
BAR
WHERE
HE'S
MOST
LIKELY
TO
BE
SPOTTED
Three-Legged
Cowboy
—
A
country
boy
living
the
Urban
Cowboy
life,
Manning
is
probably
yearning
for
some
all-night
twostepping
and
a
late-night
run
to
Waffle
House
afterward.
SOVO’S
SUPER
BOWL
PICK?
Sorry,
Eli.
Enjoy
the
moment.
We
would
pull
for
you
and
the
Giants,
but
we’re
gay,
not
stupid.
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