Now
that
“Dancing
with
the
Stars”
is
over,
Lance
Bass
must
think
of
new
ways
to
stay
in
the
media.
But
sadly,
he’s
running
out
of
tricks
to
pull
out
of
his
hat.
He
already
came
out,
dated
a
high-profile
himbo
(Reichen),
wrote
his
memoirs
(at
the
wise
old
age
of
28),
and
staged
a
comeback
on
a
B-rated
reality
show.
What’s
left?
Just
start
all
over
again!
In
an
interview
with
In
Touch
Magazine,
Bass
says
a
reunion
with
his
former
’N
Sync
boy-banders
is
on
the
horizon.
He
claims,
“there
are
so
many
crazy
doors
opening”
after
his
third-place
finish
on
“Dancing
with
the
Stars.”
There
is
also
talk
of
him
going
back
into
the
studio
alone.
But
his
first
priority
is
to
sing
with
’N
Sync
again.
Dish
is
not
surprised;
no
one
has
ever
heard
Bass
sing
solo
(hint,
hint).
But
the
reunion
may
be
more
than
just
wishful
thinking:
according
to
Bass,
the
quintet
hasn’t
completed
its
recording
contracts,
and
they
still
owe
an
album
or
two
to
their
label.
So
that
reunion
is
imminent.
Somewhere,
Justin
Timberlake
has
a
raging
headache.
Boy
George
now
admits
to
beating
escort
Last
week,
Dish
brought
you
the
news
that
‘80s
pop
icon
George
O’Dowd
—
better
known
as
Boy
George
—
was
scurrilously
accused
of
assaulting
a
male
escort.
The
boy-for-hire
told
police
George
lured
him
to
his
apartment,
handcuffed
him
and
beat
him
mercilessly
until
he
freed
himself
and
fled
down
the
street
in
his
underwear.
Of
course,
George
denied
the
tawdry
affair.
New
evidence
shows
he
basically
admitted
to
the
scenario,
however.
In
his
statement
to
police,
he
said
he
did
handcuff
Carlsen,
but
George
believed
the
escort
had
stolen
nude
photos
of
him,
and
he
didn’t
want
the
boy
to
run
away
before
he
could
check
his
computer.
And
yes,
he
had
hit
Carlsen,
but
that
was
for
fun.
“You
can’t
spank
anyone
if
they
don’t
want
you
to,”
he
said
in
his
statement
to
police.
Dish
will
have
to
remember
that.
It’s
now
up
to
the
British
courts
to
decide
if
George’s
actions
constituted
a
crime.
Considering
this
is
the
same
legal
system
that
permits
George
Michael
to
drive
a
car
through
any
public
park
he
chooses,
it
is
presumed
that
O’Dowd
will
get
a
slap
on
the
wrist.
Anderson
gets
wet
for
Phelps
Despite
that
rigid
exterior,
Anderson
Cooper
can
cut
loose
and
have
a
little
fun
now
and
then.
As
long
as
there
is
a
man
in
a
Speedo
within
reach.
In
an
interview
for
“60
Minutes,”
Cooper
tagged
along
with
Michael
Phelps
as
the
Olympic
champion
went
about
his
day.
Eventually,
they
swung
by
the
pool,
and
boys
being
boys,
Cooper
challenged
Phelps
to
a
race.
Needless
to
say,
Phelps
won
handily,
although
a
breathless
and
giggly
Cooper
didn’t
seem
disappointed
to
lose.
Note
to
Coop:
next
time,
try
some
bronzer.
You
nearly
blinded
us
with
that
pale
flesh.
Nevertheless,
Dish
is
impressed,
Cooper
has
certainly
lightened
up.
Just
a
few
months
ago,
when
he
co-hosted
“Live
with
Regis
and
Kelly,”
the
effervescent
Kelly
Ripa
goaded
him
into
joining
a
naughty
aerobics
session.
Cooper
balked
and
flatly
refused
the
pelvic
thrusts,
saying
it
would
violate
his
journalistic
integrity.
But
strip
down
and
dive
into
the
pool
with
Phelps?
No
problem!
Roll
that
camera.
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