Creating more man-on-man fantasies about life in prison than an episode of HBO’s retired “Oz,” gay porn star MARK DALTON has been occupying a communal cell with 40 other inmates in the Denton County Law Enforcement Center in Texas since Nov. 4.

Dalton (nee Jeramy James Sons) had his probation revoked for a 2001 conviction for possession of a controlled substance, the Dallas Voice reported. He has been ordered to serve five years in prison.

The revocation was prompted by assault charges filed by an ex-girlfriend in April. Those charges have since been dismissed. Dalton, 24, told the Voice that he and his lawyer are working to get him released and his probation reinstated now that the assault charges have been dropped.

The 2001 arrest was for possession of the drug GHB, known as a date rape drug. Dalton told the paper he purchased it in 2000 before it became illegal and used it as a weightlifting supplement.

As part of all the press attention surrounding his imprisonment, it has also surfaced that Dalton is married to a woman, though they are currently estranged. Though Dalton has appeared mostly in gay movies and magazines, escorts gay men, and “dances” in gay clubs, he has never performed sexually with another man. He also hasn’t discussed his orientation publicly.

“Some people want me to be gay, and some people want me to be straight,” he told the Voice. “If I answer the question, I’m ruining someone’s fantasy.”
And nobody wants that.

Bad house guests
Gay pop star GEORGE MICHAEL can’t beat the admirers off with a stick. Too bad for him that they are all crazy women.

According to the Press Association in London police are looking for a suspected stalker after they were called to Michael’s home (in the city’s posh Hampstead neighborhood) due to a break-in. The perpetrator was gone by the time they arrived.

This follows an Oct. 27 case in which a 28-year-old woman was found inside the house holding a book that belonged to the pop star.

“[Michael] did not wish to pursue the burglary matter but reported harassment by the same woman,” a police spokesperson told the PA.

Police issued the woman a warning and released her from custody. But she showed up at Michael’s house later the same day. Police again issued the woman a warning and released her.

This time, let’s hope that the cops don’t release the stalker a third time, or ROBBIE WILLIAMS could be next.

To the dogs
Speaking of those zany Brits, former Spice Girl GERI HALLIWELL thinks that even her two dogs are gay.

During a recent appearance on ITV1’s “Morning Show,” she was talking about her Shih Tzu, Harry, who is always trying to get it on with her Pomeranian, named Daddy. “They are always kissing each other — but they are both boys,” she said. Well, that’s what you get when you name your dog Daddy.

And a farmer in Bulgaria is suing the breeder who sold him a prize-winning pig because he claims the swine was gay.

According to online news source Ananova.com, Galen Dobrev claims that all the farmers in his town of Shumen learned about the pig and then no one would buy it.

“It’s a disgrace,” Dobrev said. “All he was interested in was other male pigs.”

The farmer took pictures of the 220-pound swine attempting to have sex with other male pigs. When the pig was impossible to sell, Dobrev turned the animal into sausage.